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im 21 from so cal. love it. im a beach person. music laughter family and my amazing girlfriend are my life. i love to write poetry and mushy stuff. dont like well tough.

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How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.


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